Source: Fantasy Island Facebook page, clerk on duty.
On November 7, shortly before Fox News had declared President-elect Joe Biden the victor over President-reject Donald Trump, Trump consigliere Rudy Giuliani held a press conference in the parking lot of Four Seasons Total Landscaping in north Philly, apparently believing he had booked a hotel with a similar name.
The Four Seasons hotel responded awfully quickly.
Joined by woman-manhandler Corey Lewandowski and bribe-aficionado Pam Bondi, the once admired long former mayor of New York was rambling when he was informed by reporters that the networks had called the race for Biden. “All the networks?! Wow!” Mr. Giuliani said sarcastically, sprinkling some truth into the proceedings.
Much of the social media focus was not on what Mr. Giuliani blathered lies about, but on the colorful setting, which included the Delaware Valley Cremation Center across the street, and just next door, Fantasy Island Adult Books.
Fantasy Island, in the throes of a major DILDO MADNESS promotion, sprang into action to take advantage of the publicity windfall, updating their Facebook page to promote an item from Mr. Trump’s long forgotten foray into the adult novelty business.
The store was offering a 50% discount on The Emperor, based on a plaster casting of Trump himself. This was hardly a bargain given the item’s suggested retail price of $10,000.
T-File visited the store to get a look at this rare item only to be told the whole stock had been sold to a Russian collector. However, the teenage clerk behind the counter, who identified himself as Jeremy Blowjob, did direct us to a framed business card on a wall with signed photos of a surprising number of Philly notables.
